Curse

artay · Sep 05, 2007, 12:03 PM // 12:03

*re-enters from bathroom wiping mouth*
*orders drink*
*drinks*
*smashes glass over the back of ettas head*
*gets in time machine*

Etta · Sep 05, 2007, 12:25 PM // 12:25

*dodge the glass from artay, max payne style*
*smoke*
*wonder why artay is wearing g-string, then pay no mind to it*
*waiting for pwnd to pick up the bill*

AngeloM3 · Sep 06, 2007, 01:55 AM // 01:55

*notices pwnd is paying*
*orders 5 Heinekens and 2 shots of Hennessey*
*rolls about 100 marbles on bars dance floor*
*laughs as people stumble and fall*

artay · Sep 06, 2007, 01:07 PM // 13:07

*gets out of time machine*
*throws obtained futuristic plank of wood at etta*
*steps on his face*
*sits on his face*
*breaks his ipod*
*throws communism and russia at him*
*eats all the marbles and snap kicks Angelom in the face*
*turns into pheonix and makes escape for the window.*

Lowlife · Sep 06, 2007, 05:48 PM // 17:48

*closes the window before artay can get away*
*gets the fire extinguisher*
*empties it on artay*

fujin · Sep 06, 2007, 06:20 PM // 18:20

*enters bar.

Lowlife · Sep 06, 2007, 06:40 PM // 18:40

*throws fujin in the aligator pit*

Divine Freak · Sep 06, 2007, 11:11 PM // 23:11

*drinks beer*
*looks up from behind beer keg*
*realizes that there are actually ppl in the bar again*
*sees fujin go into a new alligator pit*
*breaks out a brand new nifty Doylak Prod from Shiverpeak Industries*
*pokes fujin with the Doylak Prod whenever he tries to climb out*
*spots Lowlife slinking around the bar*
*throws an empty beer bottle at Lowlife*
*goes back to poking fujin with the Doylak Prod*
*smiles and drinks beer*

AngeloM3 · Sep 07, 2007, 03:13 AM // 03:13

*starts crying after artay kicked me*
*stops crying after noticing people are watching*
*orders a Boiler Maker*
*poses like i have a little captain in me*

Etta · Sep 07, 2007, 09:29 AM // 09:29

*sit & drink JD & coke*
*ask lowlife to leave cus he's to young to be in here*
*humming "oh danny boy, the pipe, the pipe is calling you"

fujin · Sep 07, 2007, 01:11 PM // 13:11

*Pulls the Prod Staff, along with Dvivne Freak into the aligator pit.*

artay · Sep 08, 2007, 10:33 AM // 10:33

*slowly wipes the water off feathers*
*orders a virgin daiquiri*
*jumps willingly into alligator pit*
*befriends alligator*
*plays wizards chess against other alligators*
*wins and produces patronus charm*
*puts harry potter book down*
*pushes fujin into a giant cube, riddled with traps*
*sips daiquiri*

fujin · Sep 08, 2007, 10:55 AM // 10:55

Why is it always me?? :P
*Points wand at Artay and says "Avada Kedavra!"

artay · Sep 08, 2007, 11:47 AM // 11:47

*glares as killing curse hit daiquiri and smashes it*
*gets back in time machine*
*emerges into the 1970s london*
*takes lsd*
*comes back to bar bearing lsd for all*
*jumps off bar roof*

Jumping Is Uselss · Sep 08, 2007, 02:20 PM // 14:20

*takes leftover LSD
*uses ninja stealth skills to put LSD in everyone's beer
*sits down
*drinks beer
*watches everyone go crazy

pixiLated · Sep 08, 2007, 02:22 PM // 14:22

*Thanks the goddess that she wasn't drinking beer
*Grabs another JD & Coke
*Rolls about laughing at all the others tripping

fujin · Sep 08, 2007, 02:50 PM // 14:50

*Jams LSD in pixiLated's mouth.
*Laughs at'em go crazy.

Little Shenanigan · Sep 09, 2007, 11:44 PM // 23:44

*enters bar*
*walks around saying hi to everyone*
*sits down and looks around*

Etta · Sep 10, 2007, 08:07 AM // 08:07

*humming "somewhere beyond the sea, somewhere waitin' for me.
my lover stands on golden sand and watches the ships that go sailin'"
*smoke*
*ask fujin for his ID*

artay · Sep 10, 2007, 10:15 AM // 10:15

*summons undead lich*
*buys lich beer*
*wakes up in bathroom with an unzipped fly and a crotch that smells like maggots*
*walks awkardly back into the bar*
*takes fujins smoke throws a human lung at him to show the dangers of lung cancer*